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Reviationsabay aretay ethay estbay ayway otay akemay adsay ardhay otay derstandunay, herotay hantay igpay atinlay.
Translation:
Abbreviations are the best way to make ads hard to understand, other than Pig Latin.
Lesson Learned:
If you DON’T really want to sell your item, just use as many abbreviations as possible to make the ad hard to understand.
People won’t know if they should be interested enough to call.
Saving a couple of lines on an ad could cost a lot more than a few dollars.
Make it an ad that you would read.
