Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces Of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes
WASHINGTON—A report released Monday by the Food and Drug Administration stated that the majority of peanut butter sold in the United States contains trace ...
5-Year-Old Alabama Boy Misses Fun 'Bunker Grandpa'
MIDLAND CITY, AL—Hours after an FBI raid freed him from the underground bunker where he had been held hostage for six days, 5-year-old Alabama ...
Baltimore Looking For Safer City To Host Super Bowl Parade
UPDATE: Ravens Super Bowl Parade Marred By Floatjacking
BALTIMORE—Following the Ravens’ victory over the 49ers in Super Bowl XLVII, Baltimore officials confirmed Tuesday that they are currently seeking a safer, less crime-infested ...
'Well, That Was Cool,' Say Archaeologists Before Dumping Bones Of King Richard III Back Into Hole
LEICESTER, ENGLAND—After authenticating a skeleton exhumed from a parking lot in Northern England as that of British monarch King Richard III, researchers at the ...
Smitten Man Can't Believe Woman He's On Date With Also Into The Beatles
NEW YORK—In an astonishing coincidence of aligning personal interests, local 29-year-old Brad Holdtman reported last night that his 28-year-old blind date Pauline Geary is ...
