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Charming
someone told me " I Love You" I sneeze then replied, Sorry I'm allergic to shit and lies...
Jun 29, 2011
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Sarah
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Krap!
Feb 20, 2011
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Moh
Tickling is such a weird thing. You hate it, but you laugh.
Jul 28, 2011
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Rachael
hachoooooooOOOO!...sorry about that. I just signed on facebook and I'm allergic to bullshit.
Oct 24, 2010
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Peter
If someone throws a skittle at me and says "taste the rainbow!" I'm gonna throw an M&M at them and say "I'm not afraid!"
Oct 29, 2010
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Victor
i was once so bored that i watched my washing machine wash for 2 hours 10 min and it was like an interesting movie.
May 18, 2011
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Aijaz
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
Apr 27, 2011
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Moh
Beautiful words by a broken heart "you were the biggest trophy I ever won, but I feel I was the biggest game you ever played"
Jul 1, 2011
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Stunna
is trying to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
Jul 16, 2010
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Jay
Today, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Jul 8, 2011
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Iheb
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
Nov 20, 2009
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Kristian
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Aug 27, 2009
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Raj Tagle
Just got a new ride....and my next ride will b your Girl Friend ! :P
Nov 4, 2011
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Joe
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Nov 24, 2009
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Vesta
Dear google, please let me finish my sentence before you start searching.
Oct 23, 2011
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Tyler
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people?. "Alright, get in the basket"
Jun 17, 2011
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Aziz
Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Stu
Oct 17, 2010
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Shaneela
If you really feel she is your Life, then make her really your life by changing one letter, replace the "L" with a "W".
Oct 22, 2011
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Bruno
I did not slap you... I simply high-fived your face. :)
Apr 27, 2011
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Varun
Erasers are not made for those who make Errors, but made for those who are willing to correct their Mistakes.
Jul 30, 2011
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Jabulany
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning
Dec 16, 2009
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Little
♦ Alwɑчs wєɑr cutє pyjɑmɑs tσ bєd чσu'll nєvєr knσw whσ чσu wíll mєєt ín чσur drєɑms . . .
Mar 5, 2011
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Emmanuel
I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse XD
May 28, 2011
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James
SANTA rearranged is SATAN... I'm on to you fat man!!!
Nov 30, 2010
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
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- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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