Professional Home Wrecker (mission district)
Reply to: res-606849528@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-15, 12:50AM PDT
Objective:
To wreck your home, have you build up a home with me, so I can wreck our home too.
Experience:
2008 to Present - Sad, Sweet Single Mom of 3
Presently working on finding new Mr. X while concurrently raping previous Mr. X. Considering going after real biological Dad of Mr. X's pretend son for support arrears. Relived top candidate from believing he is biological father of Mr. X's pretend son. Would like to find top quality candidates who love children and possess superlative father skills.
2007 to 2008 - Scorned Woman
Successfully took advantage of the family court system to take over a good portion of Mr. X's earnings for Spousal and Child support. Worked hard to pass court mandated programs on anger management and probation requirements thereby, winning their support and encouragement.
2006 to 2007 - Victim
As part of my exit strategy, I spent the entire year pretending to be depressed wife and mother who is mentally and verbally abused by her husband. Worked my social networks to gain the trust and sympathies of saps and white knights eager to save a damsel in distress. Successfully included womanizing and pornography into Mr. X's repertoire of evil acts against me. Made several attempts to ruin Mr. X's credibility with colleages, friends and relatives.
2003 to 2006 - Evil Stepmother
Ramped up my duties in the household as secret Child Abuser to Mr. X's children from previous marriage. Popped youngest stepdaughter in the ear causing her to lose some decibels in her hearing. Split stepson's lip in half. Constantly belittled youngest stepdaughter by talking crap about her biological mother thereby, forcing stepdaughter to go depression and finally, into police custody as a juvenile 5150. Worked hard to keep them demoralized so stepson and stepdaughter can develop attitudes in school and bring home report cards with poor grades. Successfully shirked Contra Costa Child Protective Services investigation on allegations of child abuse.
2000 to 2003 - Mrs. X, Working Woman and Evil Caretaker
Successfully managed to convert Mr. X into a working man/house husband while performing my duties on the young and virile single men at the bank where I worked. Performed cruel caretaker duties on Mr. X's dying mother during various parts of the evening hours. Duties included: keeping the heater off so the old bitch can freeze to death at night. Constantly arguing with Mr. X to make dying mother feel like a burden in the household. Making Mr. X feel torn between caring for his dying mother and catering to my needs. Successfully shirked San Mateo Child Protective Services investigation on allegations of child abuse.
1998 to 2000 - Mrs. X, Stay at home Mommy and Part-time Evil Stepmother
Successfully pretended to be a dedicated mother and infiltrated the ranks of avid School Mothers. Performed private child abuse on newly acquired step-children (Rotten seed and unwelcome burden from Mr. X's previous marriage).
1995 to 1998 - Former Mistress, Full time Mrs. X.
Became pregnant with Mr. X's 2nd and 3rd child. Grooming son from another man into taking his place as Mr. X's pretend first born son. Continued to have success making top candidate from previous sexual affair believing he is father of Mr. X's pretend first born son.
1993 to 1995 - Mistress to Mr. X and Single Mom with a 2 1/2 year old son.
As the lead singer for a no-name top 40 band, I focused on getting the talented bass player to fall in lust with me. I used my 2 1/2 year old son as a tool for charming him to become our friend. Successfully wooed Mr. X into a hot and heavy sexual affair with me, caused his wife to become estranged with him eventually leading to splitting up his family consisting of 3 young children. Became pregnant with Mr. X's first son and hooked him into responsibility.
1987 to 1994 - Single Mom and Lead Singer for a Top 40 Band
Succesfully had affairs with 4 different men and became pregnant with the least desirable candidate. Pinned the pregnancy on the most desireable candidate. Successfully convinced top candidate that he was the father of the child.
EDUCATION
1990 to 1992 - San Francisco State University. Graduated n/a
1988 to 1990 - City College of San Francisco
1984 to 1988 - High School Slut
REFERENCES
2007 - Kaiser Permanente. Clinically Depressed Patient. Slight Personality Disorder
2002 - Peninsula Mills Psychological Evaluation Ward. 7 days.
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