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Razan
I want that job where you push scared skydivers out of planes :)
Jul 20, 2011
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Rishi
someone asked me how`s your life ?? i smiled :) and den said............................. she`s fine!!!! ♥ :)
May 21, 2011
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MaRina
6:50 - just a habit, can sleep more. 7.30 - Must to get up!! 7:40 - OK, get up at the count of three! One .. two ... 9:40 - WTF!!!!!!!
Jun 15, 2011
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Osama
اشهد ان لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله
Apr 6, 2011
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DeOnte'
The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.
Oct 28, 2011
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Sid
what would b the name of vacuumcleaner found by apple's co.? - iSuck... :P
Jan 5, 2011
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Shady
Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile
Aug 5, 2010
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⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠ Akbar Cullen
Laptop speakers...too quiet for music, too loud for porn xD
May 1, 2011
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John
If we aren't ment to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
Sep 28, 2011
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Darrell
I run away when I press a toy at a store and it won't stop making noises. *Click the star and Upward arrow if you do too. :D
Feb 23, 2011
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Jay
has never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten friends."
Jul 2, 2011
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Nicolas
Katy Perry: blue hair, Nicki Minaj: pink hair, Rihanna: red hair, Lady Gaga: green hair...
Seems like the POWER RANGERS are back. Haha
Sep 7, 2011
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Samz
Dear Mom, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first 2 years of my life pretending it was a plane.
Jun 18, 2011
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Srinidhi
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
Aug 18, 2011
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Walid
is going to win the status king contest if you all press this star and the arrow !!
May 19, 2011
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Austin
God doesn't have a Facebook but he's my friend. God doesn't have a twitter, but I follow him.
Jul 13, 2011
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⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠ Akbar Cullen
You can never say exactly WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND if your family members are on your friendlist.
Jul 29, 2011
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Juan
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage. but laughing at you.
Jul 26, 2011
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MaRina
After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the"
Jul 20, 2011
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Kunal
I'm jealous of my parents.. ill never have a kid as cool as theirs.....!!!!
Jul 12, 2011
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Kunal
What is love ? In math , a problem. In history ,a battle. In science ,it's a reaction. In art , it's a ♥. But 2 me ? Love always will be u.
Jul 6, 2011
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Kunal
A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third
Jun 28, 2011
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Joaquin
If this gets #1, Akbar Cullen has should change his profile pic.
Jun 22, 2011
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Kunal
Relationships r like glass sometimes it's better to leave them broken then try to hurt urself putting it back together
Jun 15, 2011
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
- = 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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