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Heidi thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks. Jan 22, 2009
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Akash Your friendship means so much to me that...When you cry...I cry.When you laugh...I laugh.When you jump out a window...I laugh some more. Feb 19, 2010
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Funny is Just changing my facebook name to "NO-ONE". That way, when I will like people status' it says NO-ONE likes your status Jan 12, 2011
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Esther ....WeDnEsDaY....much more appealing than MoNDaY but no nearly as exciting as FRiDaY :D May 19, 2010
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Fabian I would never take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...you have time to move. Jul 28, 2011
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Roxanne a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it! Jul 23, 2009
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Yuvir Any man can love a million girls, but only a real man can love one girl a million ways.. Dec 11, 2009
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Usama Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.... Sep 19, 2010
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Daniel "Love me without fear / Trust me without questioning / Need me without demanding / Want me without restrictions / Accept me without change Oct 16, 2010
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Emma Jane Some people make your life better by walking into it, others make it better by leaving Apr 28, 2010
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Kunal Relationships r like glass sometimes it's better to leave them broken then try to hurt urself putting it back together Jun 15, 2011
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Name If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Nov 3, 2009
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Gaurav My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Gas Station. Jun 8, 2011
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Kunal "If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand." May 24, 2011
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Krissy ~ Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious" Feb 16, 2010
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Hiroyuki Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make Apr 14, 2011
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Adam (:¡sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ pǝuɹnʇ noʎ ɟı ɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ssǝɹd Jul 15, 2010
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Samz If u think u Are Sexy Hit the star and arrow May 22, 2011
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Shelley is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes. Oct 27, 2009
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Kunal if money grew on trees... girls would date monkeys..! May 31, 2011
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Jimit If you dont know the answers in exam than put lines like this "||||||||||" and write below " scratch here for answers". Mar 29, 2011
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Kunal I didn't fall, I attacked the floor. Apr 6, 2011
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Ajay : ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓡⓔⓓ, ⓢⓞ ⓘ ⓓⓔ©ⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓛⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ. Nov 23, 2009
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Juelz my friends status said "suicidal and standing on a cliff " so i poked him Nov 30, 2010
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Kunal Flatter Me & I May Not Believe u. Criticize Me & I May Not Like u. Ignore Me & I May Not Forgive u. But, Love Me & I'll Never Forget u. Jun 28, 2011
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Samir wonders why Noah didn't kill the mosquitoes while there were only two. Jul 21, 2009
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Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
= 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
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Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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