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Liam
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills
Sep 2, 2009
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Sarah
Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away.
Nov 11, 2009
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Samir
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Oct 9, 2009
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Emma
was happy becasue she bought a new wallet today, but now is depressed because she has no money to put in it.
Jan 24, 2010
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Samir
When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.
Jul 25, 2009
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momina hamid
One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life.
Jul 26, 2010
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Zoe
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together, it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it & it said JK.
May 25, 2010
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Gaurav
Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head
Oct 6, 2009
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Name
status under construction ██████████████] 99%
Mar 24, 2010
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Thad
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
Dec 2, 2009
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Rachael
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
Aug 31, 2009
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Tina
Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Sep 23, 2009
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Siyeni
is i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute..
Jan 7, 2010
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Gina
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”
Jun 22, 2010
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Phil
is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow
Dec 7, 2009
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Nizamuddin
Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall
Aug 20, 2009
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Helen
Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing & love ends when u stop caring. So dream hope & love...Makes Life Beautiful
Sep 24, 2009
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Samir
: If for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for???
Jul 23, 2009
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Lindsey
says always listen to your heart because even though its on the left side, it's always right
Apr 11, 2009
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Name
Got a problem with me? solve it. Think im trippin? tie my shoe. Cant stand me? sit down. Cant face me? turn around an start walking
May 27, 2010
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Sid
kid's dad join the facebook, kid posted on his wall : WTF! Dad asked him what is WTF? kid replied him "Welcome to Facebook..."...;)
Oct 27, 2010
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Katie
~ Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible that way.
Feb 16, 2010
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Taylor
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Sep 18, 2009
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Stunna
I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
Jun 6, 2010
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Gaurav
just press the star below n see wat happens ;p
Sep 30, 2009
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Kika
grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa
Dec 5, 2009
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
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- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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