Dear marker companies,
When you said they were washable, what did you use to wash it? ACID?!
Sincerely, babysitter who went to the bathroom for ONE MINUTE!
Dear Prince Charming,
We don't tell your story because you're the creep that kisses the dead girl.
Sincerely, Disney.
Dear monsters under my bed,
Yes I still run and jump into bed after I turn off the light. Yes, I am 17 years old.
Sincerely, not ashamed, still alive.
Dear inventor of tampons,
How awkward was it to explain your invention?
Sincerely, curious girl.
Dear Justin Bieber ,
Please, at 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination.
Sincerely, Lord Voldermort.
Dear stepdad,
I didn't think you were serious when you said you were going to get a bumper sticker that said "My goth can kick your emos butt."
Sincerely, your goth stepdaughter who is started liking you.
Dear McDonalds,
If you served breakfast past 10 am, you'd get 10x more business.
Sincerely, teenager who always sleeps in.
Dear idiot doing her make-up while driving,
I hope you get that mascara wand stuck in your eye.
Sincerely, I just swerved off the road to avoid a collision.
Dear openly nerdy boy,
I sometimes pretend my curling iron is a lightsaber.
Sincerely, nerdy girl still in the closet.
Dear in-laws,
Please call before you come over, for your own sake.
Sincerely, the newlyweds.
Dear Dad,
Just because I say "I love you" doesn't automatically mean I want your money.
Sincerely, but, now that you mention it...
Dear seat belt,
Thanks, but I was just sneezing.
Sincerely, no need to strangle me.
Dear Fox News,
You are officially a comedy channel.
Sincerely, even Jon Stewart reports more relevant news...
Dear school,
You ban silly bands, but not axe?
Sincerely, about to choke to death in science.
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Dear monsters under my bed, Yes I still run and jump into bed after I turn off the light. Yes, I am 17 years old. Sincerely, not ashamed, still alive. · 3 minutes ago
Dear marker companies, When you said they were washable, what did you use to wash it? ACID?! Sincerely, babysitter who went to the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! · 3 minutes ago
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Dear marker companies, When you said they were washable, what did you use to wash it? ACID?! Sincerely, babysitter who went to the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! · 4 minutes ago
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