Dear boyfriend of almost 11 months,
Thank you for making a blanket fort with me in my living room, then laying in it with me and watching family guy.
Sincerely, I love you!
Dear daughter,
It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control.
Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid.
Dear ex-boyfriend,
I pawned the engagement ring.
Sincerely, thanks!
Dear teacher who asked me what I was day-dreaming about,
boobs, BOOBS, sammich, boobs, SEX, hooters, dieing puppies, failing a test, OMG BOOBS, sammich, is she winking at me?
Sincerely, should I have lied?
Dear expensive Evian bottled water,
Isn't that naive spelled backwards?
Sincerely, I see what you did there...
Dear movie theater,
Which armrest is mine?
Sincerely, awkward...
Dear forever alone,
We're here for you.
Sincerely, cats.
Dear daughter,
Please use a different abbreviation for visa card, when you tell me you lost it.
Sincerely, it's not v-card.
Dear envelope companies,
They make flavored condoms, I'm sure you can do something about the disgusting taste of your envelopes.
Sincerely, disgruntled customer
Dear Planned Parenthood,
Please stop calling for donations. My dad gets the wrong idea when caller ID comes up.
Sincerely, 13.
Dear Google Translate,
Do you have a "Ghetto" option?
Sincerely, wondering what the hell these sluts are saying.
Dear Rebecca Black,
When Glee can't even make your song sound good, you know something is wrong.
Sincerely, the world.
Dear SUV drivers,
If you can't park it between the lines, you probably shouldn't be driving it.
Sincerely, climbing into my car through the sun roof.
Dear middle schoolers,
FYI- if you are "dating" someone, that means that you actually go on dates...
Sincerely, texting doesn't count.
Dear mother who just told me that my room is a mess,
The sky is blue and the grass is green...
Sincerely, this is a fun game!
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Dear daughter, It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control. Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid. · 31 minutes ago
Dear daughter, It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control. Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid. · 32 minutes ago
Dear daughter, It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control. Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid. · 32 minutes ago
Dear daughter, It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control. Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid. · 33 minutes ago
Dear daughter, It's ok to tell me the truth, after all, I did pay for that birth control. Sincerely, I'm not THAT stupid. · 33 minutes ago