Songwriting tips of the century and the song of the week which is another Jazz toon. Week number three.. how many to go? I’m guessing a year.. so lets do it. We talk about the Songwriters Well and how to keep it healthy. The song written for this week is Mop that mess.
Show Links -
Sell a band: Sellaband.com
Slicethepie: Kingez
Mop that mess: Ezra & Bjorn
Songs used in Podacst: KingEz & Ezra Thomas (the Kings legacy band)
Great is thy faithfulness – KingEz Christmas bootleg 2009
You can here Mop that mess in it’s rough form here
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Mop That Mess Lyrics:
she’s a 10
i’m sub zero
perfect in
every drop
i can’t win
but loves a hero
make’n her blind
SHE thinks i’m hot
rita’s round
soft and cute though
NOW SHE FOUND
a lonely cop
every pound
her man won’t let go
cause love don’t know when to stop
she too cold
put it her the oven
hes too tall
climb on top
shes too old
momma got lov’n
everybody got a little
mess to mop
sallys friend
she’s so clever
triple chins
and cockeyed clocks
she can’t win
never never
LOVES A FRIEND
it don’t take stock
jack so nice
dumb as feathers
he’s got lice
no hair on top
roll that dice
pull THAT lever
love so blind it got at the bus stop
she too hot
cool that muffin
hes too white
tan that hide
shes smokes pot
better than nothi’n
everybody got a little
bomb to drop
nancys teeth
big as pillows
white and clean
hard as rock
her man steve
he’s her fellow
love don’t pay to clean up shop
robert’s head
shaped like an onion
goes to bed
cry and sob
but sally loves that spicy fungion
love don’t care just ready to rock
thin and bald
wax and fold him
shes to dumb
better than numb
he don’t call
chain em in the dungeon
everybody got a little
fatal flaw
shes too wide
good place to hide
he’s too sharp
dull is dry
she’s too fried
dip her in a little corn bread stuffing
cause everybody got a little reason to lie
she’s too fat
better for cudl’n
he’s too proud
pop that cloud
she’s too flat
momma got lov’n
every body gota take the plate to bat
He’s too gay
i’d agree with that one
she’s on crack
and that one too
TAMMY FAYE
whats your problem
love don’t care it’s just ready to rock
